1. This person with a strong grasp of the English language:

2. This spelling aficionado:

3. Greg:

4. This book lover:

5. This person who definitely knows what's inside a vaccine:

6. This master chef:

7. This anti-masker:

8. This biblical historian:

9. This flat-earther:

10. This desperate person:

11. This olympic size disappointment:

12. This salesman:

13. This medical historian:

14. This person rooting for marriage equality bans:

15. This acronym inventor:

16. The government watchdog:

17. And this poor, poor soul:
