22 People You Know Are Definitely Dead Right Now
Oh, they're dead.
Oh, you know he's dead.
He's dead. And his butt is too.
This sportscaster? Dead.
Captain America? Oh, he's dead.
Ol' Fireface here? Dead.
You know they're dead.
The person who thought it was a good idea to hold that balloon? Dead.
Oh, you have to know he's dead.
The guy who forgot how gravity works? You bet he's dead.
Slap a mummy? Guess what? You're cursed. And dead.
Going down the stairs like this? You know she's dead.
You get double-jumped like this? Oh, you're dead.