1.
Hey, at least you didn't make this mistake:
2.
And at least you didn't have to solve this crime:
3.
And, hey, you're not being chased:
4.
At least you aren't bathing in sunflower seeds:
5.
And, hey, at least this didn't happen to you:
6.
At least you know where your alarm clock is:
7.
And you're not trapped:
8.
And thankfully this isn't your sandwich:
9.
Look at the bright side: You didn't make this mistake.
11.
And at least this isn't your car:
12.
And you didn't eat a wild corndog:
13.
At least this isn't your school project:
14.
And this isn't your bike:
15.
And you're not living out this very ironic situation:
16.
It's not so bad. I mean, this could've happened to you:
19.
At least you didn't have this discovery:
21.
Or have this happen to you at age 12:
22.
I mean, your phone is still pure:
23.
Your yard doesn't look like this:
24.
You didn't make this mix-up:
25.
And your birthday cake isn't a hot dog bun:
26.
And if none of that makes you feel better, remember: You're not Cody.
