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27 Things That Seemed Completely Normal In High School That Definitely Weren't


1. The start time:

I can’t believe school used to start before 9am and I actually WENT

2. Walking into the bathroom, seeing this, and just thinking, Yeah, makes sense:

Tweet with a picture of a toilet covered in red onion shavings

3. Or just seeing anything anywhere and accepting it:

A picture of a clock taped to another clock

4. Bowel movements requiring permission:

Tweet reading "Can't believe I spent 11 years of my life asking teachers if i was allowed to use the bathroom and sometimes be told no? What the fuck"

5. Spending most of class just running your finger along the wall like this:

A person runs their finger along a crack in a wall

6. The very strange diet of a high schooler:

Tweet reading "high school really had us drinking milk with hamburgers at 11:30 a.m."

7. All the screams:

Tweet reading "Those kids in your class who scream right when the teacher turns off the lights"

8. The very random things used as passes:

A hall pass that's literally just a leaf

9. Gettin' a little musty before 11 a.m.:

Tweet reading "Remember 4th grade PE when you ran a 5-minute mile in street clothes and then went directly to math?"

10. Kids doing this for no reason:

Picture of a kid with his eyelids inside out

11. Kids throwing hands at the crack of dawn:

Tweet reading "How were motherfuckers in high school up at 730 a.m. ready to fight"

12. The sheer intensity of a Jeopardy review game:

Tumblr post about how the most intense part of school is jeopardy review day

13. Square dancing?

Me: how do I do my taxes Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance

14. Kids cracking their backs on this chair nonstop:

A blue chair

15. All the vomit:

Tweet reading "Remember that phase of grade school when it was pretty common for kids to just randomly throw up in the middle of class"

16. Teachers going to extreme measures:

Picture of a calculator glued to a brick

17. Putting on pinnies that reeked of stale sweat:

Assorted pinnies

18. The VERY serious dash for chicken nuggets:

Picture of a lunch tray

19. Thinking stabbing yourself with a mechanical pencil made you cool:

Kid stabbing himself with a mechanical pencil

20. Or doing this with glue:

Kid rubbing glue over his hand and peeling it off

21. That rumor everyone knew for some reason:

Tumblr post about that one rumor that Marilyn Manson cut out his ribs to suck his own dick

22. All those jacked-up theater kids:

I’m sick of coffee I want whatever theater kids consumed that made them act like that at 8am

23. Every single class ending like this:

Tumblr post about kids putting their binders away while a teacher yells at them not to

24. Things just breaking off for no reason:

Picture of a door handle breaking off a door

25. The noises...THE NOISES:

Tumblr post about hearing random screaming from a classroom and wondering what's going on

26. The toilet situation:

Toilets with a garbage can in them, a crab in them, and a large wooden stake in them

27. And thinking it was VERY important that you know this:

Tumblr post about how the only thing you learn in school is that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell