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Nick Offerman May Just Have The Best Headshot Ever

I am speechless. If you scroll, things are going to get all NSFW up in here.

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Early in his career, Nick Offerman was told that he was going to be typecast in a very specific field of rolls: "plumbers and mechanics and bus drivers and farmers." He was understandably upset, so he did what any normal person would do:

My response to that was to get this three-quarter headshot—like, knees to head—with this huge foam latex cock about the size of my forearm and fist that I’d made for a play. I got a headshot taken with this thing hanging out of my fly and just looking defiantly at the camera. I sent it to everybody in town. [Laughs.] That was my response to being told I was gonna be playing bus drivers: “Oh yeah? Have you seen my dick?” And wonderfully, two people in town got it and thought it was really funny, and they put me in plays in their theaters.

I’m gonna go see if I can find this photograph. One of the good things is, I’m super-young. I’m like 22 or 23 in this photo. I’ll be interested to get [my publicist’s] opinion on publishing a photo of me with a huge cock sticking out of my pants, but I believe I’m all for it.

(From the AV Club interview, read the whole thing here.)

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Here it is, in all its glory:

Once more, with mustache: