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I mean, everyone on the road is driving safely, right?
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No one's EATING FROM A PAN or anything, right?
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Can't think of a single reason to wear a seatbelt:
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I mean, it's completely safe to share the road with people watching movies on their iPad and snapchatting:
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And people airing out their leg a bit:
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And I can't think of a safer place to drive than right next to someone munchin' down a G.D. bowl of cereal:
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Next you're going to me it's not safe to drive with people playing trumpet:
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Or laying down some violin:
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I mean, what can be safer than playing a little flute?
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No need for a seatbelt in a world where people PLAY DRUMS while driving:
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Nothing safer than laying down some licks while driving, I say:
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Yep, nothing screams "SAFE" to me like a guy reclining and eating pizza:
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Or a woman holding an empty bowl of pasta. Must've been some good bolognese!
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What, am I supposed to wear a seatbelt because of guys like this? He's just checking his texts!
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What better time to eat than when you're hitting 75 on the highway?
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Yep, nothing wrong with driving with a washing machine on your hood. Nothin' at all:
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I mean, it's just so safe out there. Why wear a seatbelt?
