If you're ever feeling down or useless right now just remember...
1. You'll never be as useless as this sewer:
2. Or as pointless as this door:
3. Or as disappointing as this watermelon:
4. Just remember, you'll never be as useless as this fence:
5. Or this golf ball:
6. Or this SINGLE blind:
7. Take a deep breath and say it with me, "I'll never be as pointless as this sign":
8. Or this sign:
9. Or these subtitles:
10. Remember — you'll never be as useless as this letter:
11. Or as pointless as this Uber ride:
12. Or as pointless as the "2" setting on a fan:
13. Think about it. You'll never be as disappointing as this candy machine:
14. Or as confusing as this expiration date:
15. Or as much as of a failure as this chameleon:
16. Remember — you'll never be as useless as this stall:
17. Or this bench:
18. And you'll never be as bad as this seat:
19. Think about it: How could you be worse than this road sign?
20. Or this gate?
21. Or the white crayon?
And, finally, if you're ever feeling useless just remember this:
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You're good.
