28 Extremely Random Names That Definitely Haven't Crossed Your Mind In, Like, 15 Years
Like seeing an old friend.
1. "Pierre Escargot":
AKA the frenchman who taught you everything you need to know about the Parisian lifestyle.
2. "Stuart":
AKA the boy who taught you to never be afraid to show people what you could do.
3. "Prometheus and Bob":
AKA the original dynamic duo.
4. "Stick Stickly":
AKA the world's first and ONLY popsicle stick host.
5. "Wishbone":
AKA a very good dog.
6. "Miss Viola Swamp":
AKA probably the meanest person in the entire world.
7. "Mr. Dink":
AKA the model next-door neighbor.
8. "Miss Cleo":
AKA your first interaction with the paranormal.
9. "Olmec":
AKA the rock with the deepest voice in rock history.
10. "Ernest":
AKA the guy who's constantly getting scared stupid.
11. "Numa Numa Guy":
AKA the person who taught you what a REAL dance looks like.
12. "Frog and Toad":
AKA the duo that taught you, you know what? Sometimes you gotta eat too many cookies.
13. "Rolie Polie Olie":
AKA the greatest Olie of all time.
14. "Randall Weems":
AKA the inspiration for the word "snitch".
15. "Bruce Bogtrotter":
AKA the kid who ate all that cake in Matilda.
16. "Mr. Owl":
AKA the animal who couldn't just let that kid enjoy his lollipop.
17. "Amby and Dexter":
AKA the video that's been hidden away in the deepest crevices of your memory.
18. "Henry and June":
AKA the enterprising hosts of Kablam!
19. "Muzzy":
AKA the big giant monster that taught you Spanish in quick 30 second commercials.
20. "Kenny and Vic":
AKA the powerful hosts of MXC.
21. "Paul":
AKA that friendly three-eyed monkey.
22. That terrifying Honeycombs mascot:
AKA the beast who always screamed "ME WANT HONEYCOMB".
23. "Pappy Drewit":
AKA the indie Bob Ross.
24. "Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond":
AKA the two responsible for all your claymation nightmares.
25. "Large Marge":
AKA the person who still haunts your dream.
26. "Artie The Strongest Man In The World":
AKA, you know, the strongest man in the world.
27. "Freakazoid":
AKA Deadpool for kids.
28. And "Face":
AKA a big giant face.