28 Extremely Random Names That Definitely Haven't Crossed Your Mind In, Like, 15 Years
Like seeing an old friend.
1. "Pierre Escargot":

AKA the frenchman who taught you everything you need to know about the Parisian lifestyle.
2. "Stuart":

AKA the boy who taught you to never be afraid to show people what you could do.
3. "Prometheus and Bob":

AKA the original dynamic duo.
4. "Stick Stickly":

AKA the world's first and ONLY popsicle stick host.
5. "Wishbone":

AKA a very good dog.
6. "Miss Viola Swamp":

AKA probably the meanest person in the entire world.
7. "Mr. Dink":

AKA the model next-door neighbor.
8. "Miss Cleo":

AKA your first interaction with the paranormal.
9. "Olmec":

AKA the rock with the deepest voice in rock history.
10. "Ernest":

AKA the guy who's constantly getting scared stupid.
11. "Numa Numa Guy":

AKA the person who taught you what a REAL dance looks like.
12. "Frog and Toad":

AKA the duo that taught you, you know what? Sometimes you gotta eat too many cookies.
13. "Rolie Polie Olie":

AKA the greatest Olie of all time.
14. "Randall Weems":

AKA the inspiration for the word "snitch".
15. "Bruce Bogtrotter":

AKA the kid who ate all that cake in Matilda.
16. "Mr. Owl":

AKA the animal who couldn't just let that kid enjoy his lollipop.
17. "Amby and Dexter":

AKA the video that's been hidden away in the deepest crevices of your memory.
18. "Henry and June":

AKA the enterprising hosts of Kablam!
19. "Muzzy":

AKA the big giant monster that taught you Spanish in quick 30 second commercials.
20. "Kenny and Vic":

AKA the powerful hosts of MXC.
21. "Paul":

AKA that friendly three-eyed monkey.
22. That terrifying Honeycombs mascot:

AKA the beast who always screamed "ME WANT HONEYCOMB".
23. "Pappy Drewit":

AKA the indie Bob Ross.
24. "Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond":

AKA the two responsible for all your claymation nightmares.
25. "Large Marge":

AKA the person who still haunts your dream.
26. "Artie The Strongest Man In The World":

AKA, you know, the strongest man in the world.
27. "Freakazoid":

AKA Deadpool for kids.
28. And "Face":

AKA a big giant face.