1. Feast your eyes on this, Stodden-heads.
2. Today, we are all Courtland posing seductively.
3. Today, we are all Courtland making love to a dog.
4. Today, we are all Courtland giving us a link to a fake Facebook via state of the art iMovie editing.
5. Today, we are all Courtland giving birth to a ghost.
6. LET’S RECAP:
- Hillary Clinton made her debut with VP pick Tim Kaine, who dipped into Spanish and spoke on support for immigration reform and gun control.
- The gunman who killed at least 10 people at a Munich, Germany mall on Friday was an 18-year-old "obsessed" with mass shootings, police said.
- ISIS has claimed responsibility for a bombing that killed at least 80 people in Afghanistan Saturday.