1. Feast your eyes on this, Stodden-heads.
2. Today, we are all Courtland posing seductively.
3. Today, we are all Courtland making love to a dog.
4. Today, we are all Courtland giving us a link to a fake Facebook via state of the art iMovie editing.
5. Today, we are all Courtland giving birth to a ghost.
6. LET’S RECAP:
- Donald Trump has often claimed to be "the largest real estate developer in New York," but he isn't.
- A magnitude-6.2 earthquake struck central Italy early Wednesday. The mayor of Amatrice said the town "isn't here anymore."
- Facebook says it mistakenly suspended two libertarian groups. It's the network's latest case of suddenly removing content.