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    Mar 5, 2013

    The 28 Most Important Lessons We Learned From "Drake And Josh"

    Listen up, BROTHAAAAS!

    1. Hot-dogs don't like to get dressed up:

    2. Don't boss the delivery man around:

    3. It's pretty easy to ruin being cool:

    4. Oprah kisses a lot like a golden retriever:

    5. This is how all good stories start:

    6. Life works in mysterious ways:

    7. This is what something really important looks like:

    8. Apparently they made a new one:

    9. Amareeca is not a place... yet:

    10. Helicopters are dangerous:

    11. The opposite of a liar:

    12. This is the perfect way to flirt with someone:

    13. This is also a good way:

    14. Some reports aren't good enough:

    15. If you need to go undercover, do it like this:

    16. This is a perfectly balanced breakfast:

    17. Squirrels are not the ideal way to send a message:

    18. This is probably the worst thing you can ever do:

    19. EMPHASIS is important for... EMPHASIS:

    20. We'll never know what came first: the bucket or the door?

    21. Todd is always correct:

    22. Exercising is a joke:

    23. Megan has been behind every natural and man-made disaster since the beginning of time:

    24. Your baby turtles WILL get even:

    25. Sarcasm hurts:

    26. Don't break up with someone if they're pregnant:

    27. The 'E' stands for "extra fuel:"

    28. And Crazy Steve is CRAZY:

    Like, real crazy:

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