1. We are always eating things we shouldn't:
2. We choose to live right next door to flying projectiles:
3. We're always putting our heads where they don't belong:
4. Ladders are a blank canvas to us:
5. And just generally getting trapped everywhere we go:
6. We'll eat anything:
7. I mean, ANYTHING:
Anything.
8. And putting other body parts where they don't belong:
9. WE never think things through:
10. We're always exacerbating the situation:
11. We take dumb risks:
12. We are constantly losing to the sun:
13. Many of us are still figuring out this whole reproduction thing:
14. We have no idea how to handle cooking:
15. We... do this:
16. Everything is food to us:
17. Do dumb activities:
18. And fall through dumb things:
19. We're drinking paint!
20. We'll believe anything:
21. No matter how unsafe it sounds:
22. We can't help but put dangerous things in our mouths:
23. We have no idea how to stay healthy:
24. We make changes that don't need to happen:
25. We are powerless to things that look like chocolate:
26. We are a little too eager to play with mysterious substances:
27. We confuse syrup and sanitizer:
28. It takes us three slices to recognize mold:
29. Everything is dangerous to us:
30. Speakers...
31. Roofs:
32. Walls:
33. I mean, come on:
34. We have zero money management skills:
35. Or perform basic human duties:
36. We constantly get caught in bad situations:
37. Or difficult situations:
38. And we're very, very slow to react:
39. None of us can read:
40. I give humans 10 more years, tops.
