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    21 Questions Every Mom In The World Desperately Needs To Answer

    We need answers.

    1. Why do you always ZOOM?

    why do moms zoom in when taking pictures even though you're like 3 feet away

    2. Why did you choose THAT picture?

    Why do moms always pick the worst pictures to post on Facebook

    3. Why do you always text like that?

    4. Where is the food?

    why do moms always say there’s food at the house when there’s really not ??!?

    5. Why do you think I know that person?

    Why do moms always ask “who is that?” when you show them something on the internet?

    6. Are you mad?

    why do moms respond “Ok” to everything??!!! like r u mad or

    7. Why do you always pick that angle?

    8. Why so many ellipses?

    9. Why do you never answer the phone?

    8:23am: *calls mom, no answer* 8:57am: *calls mom, no answer* 9:12am: *calls mom, no answer* 9:26am: *calls mom, no answer* 9:27am: *takes a shower* 9:33am: *27 missed calls from mom* 9:34am: *calls mom, no answer*

    10. Can you unlock the door?

    Why do moms NEVER unlock the car door until you’ve already pulled on the handle like 12 times

    11. Why can't you turn it down?

    Why do moms always have their ringtones on LOUD for receiving text messages

    12. Where is the APPLIANCE?

    Why do moms hide the toaster??,, you don’t want mfs knowing I eat bagels??? Just leave it on the COUNTER

    13. Why the rush all of a sudden?

    why do moms always take 40 mins to talk to a stranger at the grocery and then say "come on let's go" like you were holding them up

    14. Why did that take so long?

    why do moms take five minutes to type "ok"???

    15. Why the volume?

    Bruh why do moms always be screaming your name like you just killed somebody 🙄 just to tell me the food is ready like god damn

    16. Why do you need to introduce yourself?

    Why do moms always leave messages saying “this is your mom”/“this is mom”. As if we wouldn’t know if they didn’t say so.

    17. Why now?

    why do moms always call you to do something right when you get comfortable

    18. Why does Bruno Mars drive you crazy?

    why does every mom get wild when bruno mars comes on

    19. Why do we need to clean?

    Why do moms always make us clean an hour before the cleaning lady comes

    20. Why haven't you sat?

    Why does every mom claim that they haven't sat down all day?

    21. And why even bother knocking?

    Why do moms knock on your door if they’re just gonna open it right away


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