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35 People Who Definitely Should Never Have Started Modeling

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1. Jolly Ol' Saint Nipples:

The Christmas gift.
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The Christmas gift.

2. This businessman disgusted with the prospect of eating a corndog:

3. This nun blessing this fish and the rest of his ocean friends:

I think I've just found the weirdest/most pointless stock photo ever.

Just me.@NotUrAveragexxFollow

I think I've just found the weirdest/most pointless stock photo ever.

6:38 AM - 19 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. This woman having a difficult time figuring out the secret behind eating chocolate:

I may have found the weirdest stock photo ever

Andrew Bleich@SweetBleichFollow

I may have found the weirdest stock photo ever

10:16 AM - 11 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. This big ol' baby:

"Fat man in diaper" is my new favorite stock photo. http://t.co/sjajMMeZmY cc: @DavidVitter (via @litelysalted)

Brett@thecajunboyFollow

"Fat man in diaper" is my new favorite stock photo. http://t.co/sjajMMeZmY cc: @DavidVitter (via @litelysalted)

11:13 AM - 24 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. The infamous sandal-smelling duo:

I decided to change my student ID picture this year to the best stock photo I could find so yea here I am folks.

Antony@antonyohmanFollow

I decided to change my student ID picture this year to the best stock photo I could find so yea here I am folks.

8:46 PM - 10 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. This Hay Beast:

THIS IS THE BEST STOCK PHOTO I'M CRYING

8. She-Hitler:

New Year's resolution: include random stock photo with every tweet, like the proper cycling media always do.

Michael Hutchinson@Doctor_HutchFollow

New Year's resolution: include random stock photo with every tweet, like the proper cycling media always do.

5:58 PM - 27 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. This old man posing seductively in a tiny lil' hat:

This is possibly the most disturbing stock photo I've ever come across. No, not like that.

Lisa@biscuitahoyFollow

This is possibly the most disturbing stock photo I've ever come across. No, not like that.

2:02 PM - 05 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. Anyone and everyone photographed havin' a rough poop:

do you think anyone in the room maybe regretted their life choices after this stock photo was taken?

dicta@big_dictaFollow

do you think anyone in the room maybe regretted their life choices after this stock photo was taken?

6:14 PM - 18 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. The peanut butter troll:

This stock photo knows what's up. This is definitely what I'm thinking while waiting on line at the grocery store.

Elana Lyn Gross@preppypostgradFollow

This stock photo knows what's up. This is definitely what I'm thinking while waiting on line at the grocery store.

10:48 AM - 10 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. Existential Cake Man:

13. This mutant:

Last time I'm going on stock photo #WTF #done

Ak@babypunter2400Follow

Last time I'm going on stock photo #WTF #done

9:09 PM - 20 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. This woman giving her living room a fresh coat of corn:

Someone please explain what this is I think this is a stock photo without a watermark

paola@zouiameowFollow

Someone please explain what this is I think this is a stock photo without a watermark

12:01 PM - 06 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. EggMan:

#stockphoto of the day. Potential corny e-learning course title: "Breaking out of your shell!" http://t.co/zCaADCPQGG

Rachel Barnum@OhThatRachelFollow

#stockphoto of the day. Potential corny e-learning course title: "Breaking out of your shell!" http://t.co/zCaADCPQGG

10:48 AM - 12 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. The only person who knows what REALLY happened:

17. Cyber-Woman with corn:

Somewhere on a stock photo site, filed under futuristic corn: "@jetgreguar: @IanJay "

Jack Russell Jen@prosaic_catFollow

Somewhere on a stock photo site, filed under futuristic corn: "@jetgreguar: @IanJay "

7:42 AM - 25 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. This woman and her cherished piece of white bread:

WHY IS THIS A STOCK PHOTO?! IS THIS HER MOST PRIZED PIECE OF BREAD?? IDK?!???

Elphaba@kimberllyymuseFollow

WHY IS THIS A STOCK PHOTO?! IS THIS HER MOST PRIZED PIECE OF BREAD?? IDK?!???

11:49 AM - 13 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

19. Grandpa, grandson, and a loaded pistol:

Grandfather and grandson having fun in the pool.

StockFinds@stockfindsFollow

Grandfather and grandson having fun in the pool.

5:57 PM - 09 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

20. This chef being viciously murdered by the utensils he loved most:

Flying kitchen utensils towards stunned chef

StockFinds@stockfindsFollow

Flying kitchen utensils towards stunned chef

12:43 AM - 27 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

21. This waffle eatin' Mel Gibson look-a-like who also happens to be a knight:

Aleksandar Todorovic

22. This monstrosity:

Getty Images/iStockphoto Nomadsoul1

23. This man who discovered the joys of running nude with only the sunflowers to cover you:

Getty Images/iStockphoto Nomadsoul1

24. This lady seemingly enjoying a good, hard, fundamentally sound hit to the dome:

25. This woman willing to protect her precious melon at all costs:

😂😂😂😂 Best stock photo ever

26. This woman haunted by a bunch of cheeseburgers:

I found a stock photo that's basically my life in a nutshell:

Mary Joynt@MsCrumblebreadFollow

I found a stock photo that's basically my life in a nutshell:

4:27 AM - 30 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

27. The man with the legendary three hot dog crotch:

"dear mom and dad, that stock photo modeling gig couldn't be going any better, hope all is well."

rob dobi@RobdobiFollow

"dear mom and dad, that stock photo modeling gig couldn't be going any better, hope all is well."

2:18 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

28. This woman putting a goldfish out of his or her's misery:

Hey look I found the best stock photo ever

adam @jennidudeFollow

Hey look I found the best stock photo ever

5:55 PM - 12 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

29. The one the legends call "Soccer Jesus":

I LOOKED UP JESUS STOCK PHOTO AQND THIS IS WHAT I FOUDN

Art furry@yuiisamidareFollow

I LOOKED UP JESUS STOCK PHOTO AQND THIS IS WHAT I FOUDN

7:17 PM - 22 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

30. The saddest pile of spaghetti in the land:

31. This woman hopelessly addicted to snorting doughnuts:

"I don't snort coke but when I do it's flour" the only way to label this stock photo

Amy Knight@amycuteknightFollow

"I don't snort coke but when I do it's flour" the only way to label this stock photo

12:01 AM - 06 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

32. Ol' Nipple Clamps here:

You can buy this image over at @iStock! Why wouldn't you? http://t.co/NN4WiCwdQf

Mohamed Somji@mohamedsomjiFollow

You can buy this image over at @iStock! Why wouldn't you? http://t.co/NN4WiCwdQf

9:55 AM - 20 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

33. Thumb Man:

A female hand with a surprised face on the thumb

StockFinds@stockfindsFollow

A female hand with a surprised face on the thumb

1:53 AM - 13 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

34. This person and whatever is going on here:

Highly unlikely i'll make it through the day without making this my new profile picture.

chris o'dowd@BigBoylerFollow

Highly unlikely i'll make it through the day without making this my new profile picture.

2:26 PM - 04 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

35. And... uh... this guy:

Dang.
Via themetapicture.com

Dang.

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