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    Honestly, I Don't Think I'll Ever Be The Same After Reading These 20 Tweets

    My life is divided into two moments: before I read this post and after.

    1. On stairs:

    saw a tweet tht said u can’t stand backwards on stairs nd now it’s all I can think about

    2. On days:

    There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we are all just trusting that someone kept count since the first time it happened.

    3. On spoons:

    spoons are just little bowls on sticks

    4. On lasagna:

    if u had 1 lasagna and u put it on another lasagna, you’d still only have 1 lasagna

    5. On legs:

    Just found out when someone tells you to “break a leg” in an audition it is because they are hoping you end up in the cast. Now my head is exploding

    6. On queues:

    just realised that the 'ueue' in queue is silent...

    And on teas:

    7. On birthdays:

    Balloons are strange. It's like, happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath.

    8. On toasting:

    Did anyone else not know that the numbers on toasters are minutes!?! I thought it was just different levels of toastiness.

    9. On pizza:

    pizza rolls are just italian gushers

    10. On nursery rhymes:

    I was today years old when I found out that “this little piggy went to the market” doesn’t mean he went food shopping...

    11. On sentences:

    is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

    12. On maybes:

    tumblr post reading if you think about it maybe and maybe not means the same thing

    13. On ducks:

    I just realized when your phone autocorrects to “ducking” it means crouching down and has nothing to do with ducks. How did I forget that was a real word

    14. On the past:

    I wonder if, in past times, the space on Earth currently being occupied by my kitchen was the site of an epic life-or-death battle between two giant dinosaurs.

    15. On macaroni and cheese:

    Is macaroni and cheese "mac" because it's short for macaroni or because "mac" is an acronym for macaroni and cheese?🤯🤔

    16. On time:

    tumblr post reading my brother mentioned today that he wondered if there was a certain time he had never seen on the clock like what if you go your entire life and just happen to never see 712:

    17. On discourse:

    I hate the word “discourse” it just sounds like Goofy saying “discuss”

    18. On chicken:

    When you buy and eat half a chicken, you are secretly sharing a meal with a stranger.

    19. On oranges:

    still trying to get over the fact that oranges are pre-sliced by nature

    20. And on the world:

    flat-earther: [opens mouth] me: did you know the world is actually just a cat playing with Australia??

    Wow. Everything is different now.

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