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    27 Songs Millennials Listened To As Kids That Made Them The Very Strange People They Are Today

    And by "screwed up," I mean made them the beautiful adults they are today.

    1. 50 Cent:

    50 Cent: I’ll take you to the Candy Shop 12 year old me: AND LET YOU LICK THE LOLLIPOP

    2. Kelly Clarkson:

    10 year old me when Kelly Clarkson sang “my heart can’t possibly break, ‘cause it wasn’t even whole to start with”

    3. My Chemical Romance:

    picture reading my chemical romance what's the worst thing i can say things are better if i stay so long and good night with a picture of a girl looking sad

    4. Rihanna:

    Rihanna: Sex in the air, I don't care I love the smell of it Sticks and stones may break my bones 8 Year Old Me: BUT CHAINS AND WHIPS EXCITE MEEEEEEE!!!!!

    5. Nelly:

    Nelly: “it’s getting hot in herre, so take off all your clothes” 7 year old me: “I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off”

    6. Evanescence:

    picture reading evanescence this pain is too real, there's just too much time cannot erase and a caption reading 12 year old me with a sad girl

    7. Maroon 5:

    “look for the girl with the broken smile ask her if she wants to stay a while and she will be looooooooooooOoOoved” 10 year old me:

    Twitter: @lvgVanessa

    8. Daddy Yankee:

    spongebob freaking out with the caption DAME MAS GASOLINA

    9. Akon:

    a kid jamming really hard with the lyrics to akon's smack that above it

    10. Ashlee Simpson:

    DW from arthur enjoying the rain with lyrics from an ashlee simpson song

    11. Shaggy:

    Shaggy: Honey came in and she caught me red-handed creeping with the girl next door 10 year old me:

    12. Ludacris:

    Ludacris: we want a lady in the streets 8 year old me: BUT A FREAK IN THE BED!

    13. Fergie:

    tweet reading fergalicious definition make them boys go loco they want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my phone and then 12 year old me with a woman dancing

    14. Carrie Underwood:

    Carrie Underwood: “he’s probably buying her fruity little drink ‘cause she can’t shoot whiskey 9 year old me: wow how embarrassing

    15. Destiny's Child:

    tweet reading destiny's child i know some soldiers in here 12 year old me where they at where they at

    16. Hayley Williams:

    hayley williams: when i was younger i saw my daddy cry and curse at the wind my 14 year old self:

    17. Lady Gaga:

    tweet reading gaga let's have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your disco stick with a woman dancing

    18. Avril Lavigne:

    tweet reading avril it's a damn cold night with a girl singing below it

    19. Dashboard Confessional:

    Dashboard Confessional: my hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me, so won’t you kill me, so I die happy 10 year old me:

    20. Lil Jon:

    Lil Jon: To the window, to the wall To the sweat drop down my balls To all you bitches, crawl 8 year old me playing midnight club: AWWWWEE SKEE SKEE MOTHAFUCKA

    21. Fall Out Boy:

    22. Far East Movement:

    “Popping bottles in the ice, like a blizzard When we drink, we do it right gettin slizzard” 9 year old me:

    Twitter: @lapaisagordita

    23. Kelis:

    No one: Absolutely no one: 8 year old me after watching mean girls: MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEY’RE LIKE IT’S BETTER THAN YOURS DAMN RIGHT

    24. Panic! At the Disco:

    depressed 14 year old me sobbing to Northern Downpour by Panic! at the Disco knowing the lyrics don’t make a damn lick of sense

    Twitter: @manhattanna

    25. Britney Spears:

    9 year old me listening to “Lucky” by Britney Spears

    26. Sisqó:

    Sisqo: she had dumps like a truck, truck, truck thighs like what, what, what baby move your butt, butt, butt 6 y.o. me: I THINK I'LL SING IT AGAAAAAIIIIINNN

    27. And breakup songs in general:

    me at 11 years old listening to breakup songs while never having been in a relationship

    Twitter: @jrodriguez713