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    Updated on Sep 27, 2020. Posted on Sep 18, 2020

    27 Songs Millennials Listened To As Kids That Made Them The Very Strange People They Are Today

    And by "screwed up," I mean made them the beautiful adults they are today.

    1. 50 Cent:

    50 Cent: I’ll take you to the Candy Shop 12 year old me: AND LET YOU LICK THE LOLLIPOP

    2. Kelly Clarkson:

    10 year old me when Kelly Clarkson sang “my heart can’t possibly break, ‘cause it wasn’t even whole to start with”

    3. My Chemical Romance:

    picture reading my chemical romance what's the worst thing i can say things are better if i stay so long and good night with a picture of a girl looking sad

    4. Rihanna:

    Rihanna: Sex in the air, I don't care I love the smell of it Sticks and stones may break my bones 8 Year Old Me: BUT CHAINS AND WHIPS EXCITE MEEEEEEE!!!!!

    5. Nelly:

    Nelly: “it’s getting hot in herre, so take off all your clothes” 7 year old me: “I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off”

    6. Evanescence:

    picture reading evanescence this pain is too real, there's just too much time cannot erase and a caption reading 12 year old me with a sad girl

    7. Maroon 5:

    “look for the girl with the broken smile ask her if she wants to stay a while and she will be looooooooooooOoOoved” 10 year old me:

    Twitter: @lvgVanessa

    8. Daddy Yankee:

    spongebob freaking out with the caption DAME MAS GASOLINA

    9. Akon:

    a kid jamming really hard with the lyrics to akon's smack that above it

    10. Ashlee Simpson:

    DW from arthur enjoying the rain with lyrics from an ashlee simpson song

    11. Shaggy:

    Shaggy: Honey came in and she caught me red-handed creeping with the girl next door 10 year old me:

    12. Ludacris:

    Ludacris: we want a lady in the streets 8 year old me: BUT A FREAK IN THE BED!

    13. Fergie:

    tweet reading fergalicious definition make them boys go loco they want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my phone and then 12 year old me with a woman dancing

    14. Carrie Underwood:

    Carrie Underwood: “he’s probably buying her fruity little drink ‘cause she can’t shoot whiskey 9 year old me: wow how embarrassing

    15. Destiny's Child:

    tweet reading destiny's child i know some soldiers in here 12 year old me where they at where they at

    16. Hayley Williams:

    hayley williams: when i was younger i saw my daddy cry and curse at the wind my 14 year old self:

    17. Lady Gaga:

    tweet reading gaga let's have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your disco stick with a woman dancing

    18. Avril Lavigne:

    tweet reading avril it's a damn cold night with a girl singing below it

    19. Dashboard Confessional:

    Dashboard Confessional: my hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me, so won’t you kill me, so I die happy 10 year old me:

    20. Lil Jon:

    Lil Jon: To the window, to the wall To the sweat drop down my balls To all you bitches, crawl 8 year old me playing midnight club: AWWWWEE SKEE SKEE MOTHAFUCKA

    21. Fall Out Boy:

    22. Far East Movement:

    “Popping bottles in the ice, like a blizzard When we drink, we do it right gettin slizzard” 9 year old me:

    Twitter: @lapaisagordita

    23. Kelis:

    No one: Absolutely no one: 8 year old me after watching mean girls: MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEY’RE LIKE IT’S BETTER THAN YOURS DAMN RIGHT

    24. Panic! At the Disco:

    depressed 14 year old me sobbing to Northern Downpour by Panic! at the Disco knowing the lyrics don’t make a damn lick of sense

    Twitter: @manhattanna

    25. Britney Spears:

    9 year old me listening to “Lucky” by Britney Spears

    26. Sisqó:

    Sisqo: she had dumps like a truck, truck, truck thighs like what, what, what baby move your butt, butt, butt 6 y.o. me: I THINK I'LL SING IT AGAAAAAIIIIINNN

    27. And breakup songs in general:

    me at 11 years old listening to breakup songs while never having been in a relationship

    Twitter: @jrodriguez713

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