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Why does almost everyone from the Midwest call "milk" "melk"?
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Someone asked me this week why Midwest people always say "ope" when you bump into them and I really wish that I knew
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why does everyone from the midwest know each other... they can literally say one name and instantly yeehaw bond
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Why do people in the Midwest find it necessary to argue where it’s colder... we’re all suffering
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Why does everyone in the Midwest, myself included m, say buh-bye???
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Why does every town in the Midwest use “The Walmart” as a landmark like you could say “oh yeah I live by The Walmart” and everyone would know what you’re talking about
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why does everyone in the midwest have a second fridge in their garage when the whole garage is a fridge for half the year
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Why does everyone in the Midwest forget how to drive when it starts snowing? You were BORN to withstand these conditions, get a grip
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Tell me why almost every Midwest household has a beach themed bathroom
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I don't understand why Midwest people pronounce caramel "Carmel"
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Why do people from the Midwest love taking pictures in obscenely big chairs
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Why does everyone from the Midwest older than 30 make restaurant and store names possessive?
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Why does everyone from the midwest have an uncle dick. Why is that a universal experience
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Why does everyone from the Midwest say "just sayin" it's so weird....
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my life's greatest mystery is why people in the midwest pronounce the candy reese's like reeseee's
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Midwesterners be like: No Yeah = Yes Yeah no = No Yeah no for sure = Definitely
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Thought of the day: why does everyone in the Midwest love ranch so much? I mean I love it too but like why us?
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Why does everyone outside the Midwest pronounce WI as “Wistconsin?”
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WHY DOES EVERYONE WALK SO SLOW IN THE MIDWEST
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Why does everyone in the Midwest talk in miles? Like “oh yea the city’s 30 miles away” what does that even mean?
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Why do ppl from the Midwest struggle with the concept of sunscreen?? They be coming back from vacations looking like Mr. Krabs
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Why does everyone in the Midwest snapchat a storm as if everyone else in the Midwest isn’t also out on their porch looking at it?
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Why is it that every person in the Midwest is required to have at least one piece of camo apparel? What are you guys all hiding from?
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Why does everyone in the Midwest have a pair of roller skates? Someone buy me a pair
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ppl from the Midwest be “why would I fly when it’s only a 15 hr drive”
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Also why do people from the Midwest complain about the snow sm. Like “ugh we’re getting more snow.” Well what did you expect KAREN? The weathers been like this your whole life, if you haven’t learned by now then LEAVE.
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why do old people in the midwest think adding bacon to every dish is a personality trait
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Why does everyone in the Midwest think the problem can always be solved with fried food?
Oh, wait. Because they can.