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    Jun 3, 2019

    26 Things People From The Midwest Do For Absolutely No Reason At All

    All I'm askin' is why?

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    Why does almost everyone from the Midwest call "milk" "melk"?

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    Someone asked me this week why Midwest people always say "ope" when you bump into them and I really wish that I knew

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    why does everyone from the midwest know each other... they can literally say one name and instantly yeehaw bond

    4.

    Why do people in the Midwest find it necessary to argue where it’s colder... we’re all suffering

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    Why does everyone in the Midwest, myself included m, say buh-bye???

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    Why does every town in the Midwest use “The Walmart” as a landmark like you could say “oh yeah I live by The Walmart” and everyone would know what you’re talking about

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    why does everyone in the midwest have a second fridge in their garage when the whole garage is a fridge for half the year

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    Why does everyone in the Midwest forget how to drive when it starts snowing? You were BORN to withstand these conditions, get a grip

    9.

    Tell me why almost every Midwest household has a beach themed bathroom

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    I don't understand why Midwest people pronounce caramel "Carmel"

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    Why do people from the Midwest love taking pictures in obscenely big chairs

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    Why does everyone from the Midwest older than 30 make restaurant and store names possessive?

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    Why does everyone from the Midwest say "just sayin" it's so weird....

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    my life's greatest mystery is why people in the midwest pronounce the candy reese's like reeseee's

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    Midwesterners be like: No Yeah = Yes Yeah no = No Yeah no for sure = Definitely

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    Thought of the day: why does everyone in the Midwest love ranch so much? I mean I love it too but like why us?

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    Why does everyone act surprised when we get snow, you live in the upper Midwest, Mother Nature has no set time table for when winter is done lol

    18.

    Why does everyone outside the Midwest pronounce WI as “Wistconsin?”

    19.

    WHY DOES EVERYONE WALK SO SLOW IN THE MIDWEST

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    Why does everyone in the midwest say ope? Are we trying to say oops? Whats happening here?

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    21.

    Why does everyone in the Midwest talk in miles? Like “oh yea the city’s 30 miles away” what does that even mean?

    22.

    Why does everyone in the Midwest snapchat a storm as if everyone else in the Midwest isn’t also out on their porch looking at it?

    23.

    Why does everyone and their mom who live in the Midwest name their golden retriever Wrigley..

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    Why is it that every person in the Midwest is required to have at least one piece of camo apparel? What are you guys all hiding from?

    25.

    why does everyone in the midwest say fix instead of cook

    26.

    Why does everyone in the Midwest think the problem can always be solved with fried food?

    Oh, wait. Because they can.

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