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These knockoff Doritos:
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And these fake, slightly suggestive Oreos:
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The world's most dangerous baking soda:
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The lovable tale of a mouse chef:
5.
Godzilla's less inspiring cousin:
6.
Everyone's favorite state:
7.
Nickelodeon's iconic character Sandwich Boy:
8.
Hamburger Helper's weird Aunt Pan:
11.
Sharpie's unfortunate friend Skerple:
12.
Everyone's favorite game:
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The funniest person who's definitely not a potato:
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Aladdin's fever dream:
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This very, very useful tool:
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The world's favorite robotic — wait — Robert Cop:
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Jordans with a lit'ral ass crack:
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Oreo's cousin that never wants to go out:
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Everyone's favorite heroes...the Pubescent Frogs:
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Or, actually, the Ninja Tortoise:
22.
Fun for the whole family:
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And, of course, "butter":