1. "Derrick has 25 pineapples. If he gives away two of them, how many does he have?" Via Twitter: @Viktoriarohold 2. "Coach J buys 15 12-pound bags of cheese puffs for Coach P. How many ounces is that?" Via buffetoblog.wordpress.com 3. "Jamie finds 200 'perfectly good' strawberries in the garbage. How many will be left after she eats two-thirds of them?" Via Twitter: @sydcliffers 4. "Andrea has five bags of tennis balls, each containing 30 balls. How many does she have overall?" Via Twitter: @wyattphd_ 5. "Sven Breathmint Jr. comes across a van filled with bananas. If he eats 15 bunches, how many are left?" Via valentineuhovski.com 6. If Gloria Estefen M.D. lends her friend 75% of these bottles of juice, how much is left?" Via Twitter: @kelseynix26 7. "Bunsen Purell has 78 tomatoes. If he eats at a pace of one tomato per hour, how long will it be before he eats all of them?" Via reddit.com 8. "A literal baby boy awakens to find the room filled with fruit. How does he dig himself out?" Via Twitter: @rostiswag 9. "Jesús has never thrown a party before and thinks it's OK to buy 400 bottles of soda. How many bottles will he have left over?" Via Twitter: @ChloexoGritten 10. "A mysterious man is planning mysterious things with Coke bottles. How much Coke does the mysterious man need for three people?" Via Twitter: @rachael_bagel 11. "Rabbi Dan has a trunk full of watermelons. What?" Via Twitter: @m_greenyy 12. "If your dumbass stepdad buys 12 watermelons and that dumbass decides that he wants 11 instead, how many does his dumb ass need to get rid of?" Via reddit.com 13. "Ariana Grande (OFFICIAL) is buying mugs. You want one?" Via Twitter: @Madsters96 14. "Math McGuire just bought a ton of bread. How many slices until he feels like himself again?" Via Twitter: @thisbedottie 15. "You wake up one morning to find 25 bananas and 13 pineapples in the place where your lover once lay. Who...did this?" Via Twitter: @JaylenandCo 16. And finally: "Peter J. Bong has 35 watermelons. Does anyone really need that many?" Via Twitter: @DragonBro96 ?