1. First off, there's actual, real-live fidget spinner porn:
2. Like, a lot of it:
3. A LOT.
4. People are in danger:
5. They're writing poems:
6. They're falling in love:
7. And getting engaged:
8. People are putting them on their nails:
HELL. NO. ho. Fidget spinner nail art. Too far, skanks:
9. In their hineys:
these fidget spinner tricks are going too far
10. And all over their hair:
11. People are seeing them everywhere:
12. I mean, everywhere:
13. I mean, come on:
14. COME ON!!!
15. This is just insanity:
16. It's gone too far:
17. Way too far:
18. Smh.
19. People are asking questions we never needed the answers to:
20. And now the dang cops are getting in on it! THE COPS!
21. Nobody asked for this. Nobody.
