Posted on Feb 14, 2019

23 Pictures That Prove We Have Moved Far, Far Away From God's Light

Lord help us.

by Dave Stopera

BuzzFeed Staff

1. Pickle pizza:

Would you eat this?

Of course!

Absolutely not

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2. Bacon wrapped Oreos:

Would you eat this?

Salty 'n' sweet? I'm in!

Salty 'n' sweet? I'm in!

Um, no

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3. Ice cold banana water:

Would you eat this?

Yeah, I mean, I don't see why not

Yeah, I mean, I don't see why not

I just — no

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4. Crouton cereal:

Would you eat this?

I'd give it the old college try

I'd give it the old college try

You couldn't pay me to eat this

You couldn't pay me to eat this

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5. Oreos dunked in Cool Rush Gatorade:

Would you eat this?

I'm open-minded. I'd try it

I'm open-minded. I'd try it

What is wrong with this person

What is wrong with this person

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I'm open-minded. I'd try it
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6. Gatorade rice:

Would you eat this?

Sweet rice? Sign me up

This shouldn't be allowed

This shouldn't be allowed

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Sweet rice? Sign me up
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7. Powerade pasta:

Would you eat this?

Honestly, I would

Mario and Luigi didn't die at the Somme for this

Mario and Luigi didn't die at the Somme for this

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Honestly, I would
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8. Eggs and banana:

Would you eat this?

It'd all kind of mush together, so, uh, sure

It'd all kind of mush together, so, uh, sure

Why?

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9. Poptarts covered in warm cheese:

Would you eat this?

I mean, they have to be doing this for a reason. Yes

I mean, they have to be doing this for a reason. Yes

I can't believe this person is allowed to vote

I can't believe this person is allowed to vote

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I mean, they have to be doing this for a reason. Yes
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10. Fruit Loop encrusted fried chicken:

Would you eat this?

Yes, it'd probably taste like BBQ chicken

Yes, it'd probably taste like BBQ chicken

Toucan Sam didn't die at the Ardennes for this

Toucan Sam didn't die at the Ardennes for this

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Yes, it'd probably taste like BBQ chicken
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11. Cucumber dogs:

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Much healthier than using a bun!

Much healthier than using a bun!

Please stop this

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Much healthier than using a bun!
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Please stop this

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12. A lit'ral blueberry omelet:

Would you eat this?

I love fruit and I love eggs. Sure!

I love fruit and I love eggs. Sure!

This looks like a California Raisin got the runs

This looks like a California Raisin got the runs

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I love fruit and I love eggs. Sure!
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This looks like a California Raisin got the runs

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13. Pumpkin pie and yellow mustard:

Would you eat this?

Yeah, you know what? I would

Yeah, you know what? I would

Why are you doing this to me

Why are you doing this to me

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Yeah, you know what? I would
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Why are you doing this to me

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14. Pineapple and mayo sandwich:

Would you eat this?

Hell, I'm eating it now!

Hell, I'm eating it now!

Hellllllllllll no

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Hell, I'm eating it now!
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15. Hot chocolate and melted cheese:

Would you eat this?

I love chocolate, I love cheese. I'm in

I love chocolate, I love cheese. I'm in

I'm all set!

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I love chocolate, I love cheese. I'm in
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I'm all set!

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16. Iced cream and spaghetti:

Would you eat this?

Always thought ice cream could use some pasta

Always thought ice cream could use some pasta

Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?

Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?

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Always thought ice cream could use some pasta
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17. A footlong chocolate chip cookie sub:

Would you eat this?

I love cookies. I'd eat this

I love cookies. I'd eat this

This feels like a personal attack

This feels like a personal attack

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I love cookies. I'd eat this
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18. Pizza rolls and maple syrup:

Would you eat this?

Uh, duh. Who wouldn't?

Little Caesar didn't die at Guadalcanal for this.

Little Caesar didn't die at Guadalcanal for this.

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Uh, duh. Who wouldn't?
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19. Bananas and jalapeños:

Would you eat this?

Yeah! I love my bananas on the spicy side

Yeah! I love my bananas on the spicy side

I am going to track down whoever made this and put a stop to this nonsense once and for all

I am going to track down whoever made this and put a stop to this nonsense once and for all

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Yeah! I love my bananas on the spicy side
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I am going to track down whoever made this and put a stop to this nonsense once and for all

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20. Sushi SOUP:

Would you eat this?

It makes it so much easier to eat sushi. Yes!

It makes it so much easier to eat sushi. Yes!

What the fuck is this

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It makes it so much easier to eat sushi. Yes!
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21. Cheez-It cereal:

Would you eat this?

You know it, big guy

Why would someone do this to a poor, defenseless Cheez-It

Why would someone do this to a poor, defenseless Cheez-It

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You know it, big guy
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Why would someone do this to a poor, defenseless Cheez-It

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23 Pictures That Prove We Have Moved Far, Far Away From God's Light

1. Pickle pizza:

Would you eat this?

2. Bacon wrapped Oreos:

Would you eat this?

3. Ice cold banana water:

Would you eat this?

4. Crouton cereal:

Would you eat this?

5. Oreos dunked in Cool Rush Gatorade:

Would you eat this?

6. Gatorade rice:

Would you eat this?

7. Powerade pasta:

Would you eat this?

8. Eggs and banana:

Would you eat this?

9. Poptarts covered in warm cheese:

Would you eat this?

10. Fruit Loop encrusted fried chicken:

Would you eat this?

11. Cucumber dogs:

Would you eat this?

12. A lit'ral blueberry omelet:

Would you eat this?

13. Pumpkin pie and yellow mustard:

Would you eat this?

14. Pineapple and mayo sandwich:

Would you eat this?

15. Hot chocolate and melted cheese:

Would you eat this?

16. Iced cream and spaghetti:

Would you eat this?

17. A footlong chocolate chip cookie sub:

Would you eat this?

18. Pizza rolls and maple syrup:

Would you eat this?

19. Bananas and jalapeños:

Would you eat this?

20. Sushi SOUP:

Would you eat this?

21. Cheez-It cereal:

Would you eat this?

22. Sushi covered in ranch: