ON TODAY, AUGUST 13, AKA NATIONAL LEFT HANDERS DAY, IT’S TIME THE WORLD FINDS OUT WHAT LEFTIES HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERY DAMN DAY.
SO LISTEN UP, WORLD. BECAUSE YOU’LL NEVER UNDERSTAND…
3. PENS AT THE BANK. OH, I’M SORRY. LET ME JUST PUT ALL MY MONEY IN A PLACE THAT RESPECTS ME:
11. VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS WEREN’T MADE WITH THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN MIND:
23. NO WAY AT ALL!
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