ON TODAY, AUGUST 13, AKA NATIONAL LEFT HANDERS DAY, IT’S TIME THE WORLD FINDS OUT WHAT LEFTIES HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERY DAMN DAY.
SO LISTEN UP, WORLD. BECAUSE YOU’LL NEVER UNDERSTAND…
3. PENS AT THE BANK. OH, I’M SORRY. LET ME JUST PUT ALL MY MONEY IN A PLACE THAT RESPECTS ME:
11. VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS WEREN’T MADE WITH THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN MIND:
23. NO WAY AT ALL!
- Donald Trump says the shooting of NBA star Dwyane Wade's cousin is evidence of high crime rates he believes will boost his support among black people in November's election.
- Facebook shifts to algorithms to decide which stories to highlight in its trending news section after allegations of liberal bias at the company.
- Protesters climbed Berlin's Brandenburg Gate to protest against refugees. About 1.1 million asylum-seekers arrived in Germany last year.