ON TODAY, AUGUST 13, AKA NATIONAL LEFT HANDERS DAY, IT’S TIME THE WORLD FINDS OUT WHAT LEFTIES HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERY DAMN DAY.
SO LISTEN UP, WORLD. BECAUSE YOU’LL NEVER UNDERSTAND…
3. PENS AT THE BANK. OH, I’M SORRY. LET ME JUST PUT ALL MY MONEY IN A PLACE THAT RESPECTS ME:
11. VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS WEREN’T MADE WITH THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN MIND:
23. NO WAY AT ALL!
- More than 700 refugees and migrants are feared dead following three shipwrecks in the Mediterranean Sea.
- Dozens were arrested at a Trump rally in San Diego as protesters clashed with supporters. Trump thanked police for "handling the thugs."
- The World Health Organization has dismissed calls to postpone or cancel this summer's Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro because of the Zika virus.