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32 Songs That Are Now Apparently Considered "Oldies"

"Semi-Charmed Life" is now classic rock.

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1. "Smells Like Teen Spirit."

Just heard "Smells Like Teen Spirit" on a classic rock station and now I feel old as fuck.

2. "Semi-Charmed Life."

Heard Third Eye Blind's Semi-Charmed Life on the oldies station. The. Oldies. Station.

3. "Boulevard of Broken Dreams."

Just heard Green Day's "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" on the classic rock station. I'm ready to die.


4. My Chemical Romance.

Just heard Welcome to the Black Parade on a 'Classic Rock' radio station and I don't think I've ever felt more washed up

5. "Bring Me to Life" by Evanescence.

I heard Evanescence's "Bring Me to Life" on a classic rock radio station today soo if u need me I'll be in my armchair reading AARP magazine

6. Anything by the Smashing Pumpkins.

Last night I heard Smashing Pumpkins on the classic rock station. That ain't right.

7. "Buddy Holly" by Weezer.

I just heard "Buddy Holly" by Weezer on the classic rock station. When did I become so old?


8. "The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World.

Why is it that I just heard Jimmy Eat World on a classic rock station? #Whatyearisit

9. Sublime.

Heard Sublime on the classic rock station today. Shit, I'm old.

10. "Don't Speak" by No Doubt.

I just heard Don't Speak by No Doubt on our oldies station

11. The Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Just heard "Under the Bridge" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers on a classic rock radio station. 😒😑


12. "Hey Ya" by Outkast.

Heard 'Hey Ya' by Outkast on 106.3 the groove oldies station so that's a little upsetting

13. "In Too Deep" by Sum 41.

I heard "In too Deep" by Sum 41 on an oldies station today, does this officially mean I'm old?

14. Anything by Blink-182.

just remembered I heard Blink 182 on the classic rock station last night, and now today is ruined

15. Radiohead.

Heard Radiohead's "Creep" a while ago on my fav classic rock station. Love the band, but I dread the day when Maroon 5 will be on there too.


16. Maroon 5.

Just heard Maroon 5 on a classic rock radio station and I've never been more concerned for the next generation

17. "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes.

I just heard Seven Nation Army on a classic rock station wat

18. "Pretty Fly for a White Guy."

Ouch, I just heard 'Pretty Fly for a White Guy' on an oldies station.

19. "No Scrubs."

Just heard TLCs No Scrub on the oldies station #apparentlyimold 👵🏽🎧


20. "Waterfalls."

Heard TLC's "Waterfalls" on the oldies station. If you need me, I'll be affixing tennis balls to my walker.

21. "Float On" by Modest Mouse.

Heard "float on" by Modest Mouse on the classic rock radio station.

22. Linkin Park.

Strap in ladies and gentlemen, I just heard Linkin Park on a classic rock radio station.

23. "All Star."

Today I heard Smash Mouth on a classic rock station...


24. That Alien Ant Farm cover of "Smooth Criminal."

on monday i turned 32. today i heard the alien ant farm cover of 'smooth criminal' on the classic rock station. so.

25. Chumbawamba.

Just heard Chumbawumba on the classic rock station.

26. "MMMBop."

Just heard MBop on the oldies station. Excuse me while I BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT.

27. Limp Bizkit.

And ..... I'm old. Just heard @limpbizkit on the classic rock station, a band formed in 1995.


28. "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls.

Heard Spice Girl's song Wannabe on the radio. I get that it's the 20th anniversary, but this is the classic rock/oldies station, here....

29. "Dilemma" by Nelly and Kelly Rowland.

turning 31 didn't make me feel old until I heard Nelly & Kelly Rowland's "Dilemma" on the oldies station just now

30. "With Arms Wide Open."

Just heard With Arms Wide Open on a local oldies radio station.

31. Missy Elliott.

Just heard Missy Elliott on an oldies station so I'm off to blow my brains out bye!!!

32. And "Livin' La Vida Loca."

I just heard "Livin la Vida Loca" on the oldies station and now I feel old as shit

If you want to reminiscence about all these "oldies," check out the playlist!