Buzz·Posted on Feb 13, 2017FYI: People Poop In The Ocean, So You Gotta Worry About That Too"It was a floater."by Dave StoperaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail So there you are, hanging with the squad on the beach, minding your p's and q's and just enjoying some worry-free moments in this endless charade we call life. But then it hits you: "I wonder if people are out there shitting in that there ocean." Well, they are. They're doing it on purpose. BC. @bostonCREAM_pie One time my sister pooped in the ocean on purpose 08:30 PM - 02 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite They're trying to hide it. Karin 🥀 @otakuloser When I was 5 I pooped in the ocean and tried to hide it under the sand.... it didn't work..... I swam away. Tragic.. 11:19 PM - 04 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite They're doing it when they're 13. livy @livymhall I JUST FOUND OUT MY COUSIN POOPED IN THE OCEAN EARLIER THIS SUMMER. SHE'S 13. WHAT 11:58 PM - 08 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite They did it a month ago. esmeralda @CastilloEzzy I pooped in the ocean about a month ago #TwitterAfterDark #Confession 09:15 AM - 10 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite They did it YESTERDAY. tay ✨ @TVYLIEN i pooped in the ocean yesterday and im lowkey scared the monsters of the ocean know and the next time I visit they'll kill me 04:24 AM - 27 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite They're floating. Queef Latifah @apuffydad today I pooped in the ocean and it was a floater 10:09 PM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite THEY'RE FLOATING!!! zach @zachb78 "I pooped in the ocean once and it floated to the top" @alexandria24242 10:22 PM - 21 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite It's affecting the seagulls. Swiss Daq @BluntSharpness @notapinkpony @polarbearwalnut True story : My cousin pooped in the ocean it floated up and the seagulls ate it .. @BlackGodson can verify 04:35 PM - 13 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite It's affecting the fish. Abigail Seeterlin @mrsseeterlin "One time I went to Hawaii and I was in the ocean and I pooped and then the fish came and ate the poop!" - one of my little students 😂😂😂 04:40 AM - 10 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Dads are doing it. Kailey Brown @kayyjbee My dad pooped in the ocean and said it felt very natural lmao Tue Sep 06 12:53:06 UTC+0000 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite British men are doing it. cool almond @good_fats Ruminating on the time I was sailing off the coast of Italy and a British man pooped in the ocean, calling it a "water birth" 02:30 AM - 30 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Grandmas are doing it. Amber @a_pierce13 my grandma also just told us about the time she pooped in the ocean.... someone adopt me please 11:12 PM - 25 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Even Darren's doing it. Mike Dannenfelser @mikeyd95 Darren just told us he pooped in the ocean summer before junior year 03:45 PM - 23 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite They're naming it. keli @_keliiii_ "I pooped in the ocean & it washed back up & jacob thought it was seaweed. he called it phillip" 😂😂😂 11:34 PM - 10 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite It's become a weapon of mass destruction. ashley herington @ashleymarie083 "I pooped in the ocean n it floated n hit someone" 01:39 AM - 15 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite They know what you've done. alyse beckmeyer™ @AlyseBeckmeyer1 one time I pooped in the ocean and it floated up next to me 04:25 PM - 11 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite And they will get their revenge. Princess Ariel @LttleMermaid95 "One time I pooped in the ocean and my biggest fear was the waves would push it back towards me so I waddled as I was pooping" -@ryandang55 03:41 AM - 03 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite