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FYI: People Poop In The Ocean, So You Gotta Worry About That Too

"It was a floater."

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So there you are, hanging with the squad on the beach, minding your p's and q's and just enjoying some worry-free moments in this endless charade we call life.

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They're doing it on purpose.

One time my sister pooped in the ocean on purpose

They're trying to hide it.

When I was 5 I pooped in the ocean and tried to hide it under the sand.... it didn't work..... I swam away. Tragic..

They're doing it when they're 13.

I JUST FOUND OUT MY COUSIN POOPED IN THE OCEAN EARLIER THIS SUMMER. SHE'S 13. WHAT

They did it a month ago.

I pooped in the ocean about a month ago #TwitterAfterDark #Confession

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They did it YESTERDAY.

i pooped in the ocean yesterday and im lowkey scared the monsters of the ocean know and the next time I visit they'll kill me

They're floating.

today I pooped in the ocean and it was a floater

THEY'RE FLOATING!!!

"I pooped in the ocean once and it floated to the top" @alexandria24242

It's affecting the seagulls.

@notapinkpony @polarbearwalnut True story : My cousin pooped in the ocean it floated up and the seagulls ate it .. @BlackGodson can verify

It's affecting the fish.

"One time I went to Hawaii and I was in the ocean and I pooped and then the fish came and ate the poop!" - one of my little students ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Dads are doing it.

My dad pooped in the ocean and said it felt very natural lmao

British men are doing it.

Ruminating on the time I was sailing off the coast of Italy and a British man pooped in the ocean, calling it a "water birth"

Grandmas are doing it.

my grandma also just told us about the time she pooped in the ocean.... someone adopt me please

Even Darren's doing it.

Darren just told us he pooped in the ocean summer before junior year

They're naming it.

"I pooped in the ocean & it washed back up & jacob thought it was seaweed. he called it phillip" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

It's become a weapon of mass destruction.

"I pooped in the ocean n it floated n hit someone"

They know what you've done.

one time I pooped in the ocean and it floated up next to me

And they will get their revenge.

"One time I pooped in the ocean and my biggest fear was the waves would push it back towards me so I waddled as I was pooping" -@ryandang55

  1. So โ€” my question to you: have you ever pooped in the ocean?

    Yes, that's why they call it "nature's toilet."
    Absolutely not. That's disgusting.
    I haven't...but I would.

FYI: People Poop In The Ocean, So You Gotta Worry About That Too

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So โ€” my question to you: have you ever pooped in the ocean?
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    Yes, that's why they call it "nature's toilet."
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    Absolutely not. That's disgusting.
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    I haven't...but I would.

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