So there you are, hanging with the squad on the beach, minding your p's and q's and just enjoying some worry-free moments in this endless charade we call life.
But then it hits you: "I wonder if people are out there shitting in that there ocean."
Well, they are.
They're doing it on purpose.
They're trying to hide it.
They're doing it when they're 13.
They did it a month ago.
They did it YESTERDAY.
It's affecting the seagulls.
It's affecting the fish.
Dads are doing it.
British men are doing it.
Grandmas are doing it.
Even Darren's doing it.
They're naming it.
It's become a weapon of mass destruction.
They know what you've done.
And they will get their revenge.
Yes, that's why they call it "nature's toilet."Absolutely not. That's disgusting.I haven't...but I would.
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So — my question to you: have you ever pooped in the ocean?
vote votesYes, that's why they call it "nature's toilet."
vote votesAbsolutely not. That's disgusting.
vote votesI haven't...but I would.