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Hey, at least you aren't faced with IMMINENT DISASTER:
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And your hat isn't soup-dyed:
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And hey, at least this isn't your Star Wars name:
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At least this didn't happen to your beautiful art:
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And at least you didn't drop your phone at the worst possible moment:
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And hey, at least your doctor doesn't have a personal vendetta against you:
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Hey, at least you didn't accidentally participate in cutting board show-and-tell day:
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And at least your computer didn't go through the dang Bermuda Triangle:
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I mean, at least you didn't do this at the bookstore:
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At least Poseidon doesn't have it out for you:
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And at least you didn't have the world's most uncomfortable poop:
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Look at the bright side: A whole bunch of children aren't making fun of you trying to live your best life:
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And a whole bunch of cats aren't completely destroying your best doors:
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And hey, at least you didn't miss out on these pamphlets:
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At least you didn't publicly announce your flatulence:
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And at least you don't have this email:
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Just remember, you didn't call your professor this name:
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And hey, if none of that makes you feel better, just be happy your autocorrect didn't double-cross you like this:
