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21 People Who Are Juuuuust About Three Seconds Away From Food Poisoning

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1. The person about to cram some Oreos and ranch in their mouth:

2. The person who invented "medium rare" chicken:

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3. The creator of homemade soy milk:

4. This mad scientist:

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5. The person about to cannibalize chicken "gingerbread men":

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6. The sink thawer:

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7. The hundreds of people about to consume this unholy mixture of strawberries and beans:

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8. The consumer of cold avocado goop:

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9. This person with juuuust a bit of a sweet tooth:

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10. This monster:

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11. The person behind everyone's favorite cracker filling:

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12. The visionary behind this delicious and nutritious shake:

13. This gentleman:

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14. This party animal:

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15. This summertime fish enthusiast:

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16. This enterprising mind behind tomato and peanut butter:

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17. Our nation's next president:

18. This chocolate lover:

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19. The cleanest cook out there:

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20. The captain of the SS Sardine Banana Boat:

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21. And the mind behind the world's most delicious vegan Philly cheesesteak:

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