Posted on Aug 7, 2019

21 People Who Are Juuuuust About Three Seconds Away From Food Poisoning

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Dave Stopera

by Dave Stopera

BuzzFeed Staff

1. The person about to cram some Oreos and ranch in their mouth:

2. The person who invented "medium rare" chicken:

3. The creator of homemade soy milk:

4. This mad scientist:

5. The person about to cannibalize chicken "gingerbread men":

6. The sink thawer:

7. The hundreds of people about to consume this unholy mixture of strawberries and beans:

8. The consumer of cold avocado goop:

9. This person with juuuust a bit of a sweet tooth:

10. This monster:

11. The person behind everyone's favorite cracker filling:

12. The visionary behind this delicious and nutritious shake:

13. This gentleman:

14. This party animal:

15. This summertime fish enthusiast:

16. This enterprising mind behind tomato and peanut butter:

17. Our nation's next president:

18. This chocolate lover:

19. The cleanest cook out there:

20. The captain of the SS Sardine Banana Boat:

21. And the mind behind the world's most delicious vegan Philly cheesesteak:

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