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The awful, awful goop:
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And choking on that awful goop while the orthodontist shoved it in your mouth:
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Not to mention sitting there looking like a dang science experiment beforehand:
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Which is almost as bad as having to wear those tiny, awful SpaghettiOs every single day:
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And don't get me started on smiling like this every time someone took a picture:
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Not to mention having to get a new toothbrush every two weeks:
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But the worst is when you felt like you'd been hooked all the time:
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I mean, it was the worst:
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And don't even get me started on this fake-ass wax:
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It's almost as bad as the pain after you got them tightened:
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Smiling through the pain:
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And then trying to eat the day you get them tightened? That should be an Olympic sport:
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And making fun of people who just got them tightened should be a criminal offense:
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But the worst? Literally just getting tapped lightly in the face and bleeding everywhere:
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Oh, and these monstrosities:
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But nothing's worse than being told "only a few more months":
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And being told to pick a new color, AS IF THAT HELPS:
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Only to have to immediately start wearing this after getting them off:
