Posted on Feb 7, 2023

Okay, I Seriously Can't Stop Laughing At All These Ignorant Americans Who've Gotten Absolutely Roasted Into Oblivion So Far This Year

We gotta get it together, my fellow Americans.

by Dave Stopera

BuzzFeed Staff

Person who says why do you need universal healthcare when you can just wash your hands

Person who thinks American, English, and Australian are all different languages

Person who says that 100,000 kg is equal to 17 pounds

Person who does not understand roman numerals on a clock

Person who asks if Italians drive to Malta, an archipelago, to get gas

American who is not aware of the country of Georgia

Person who says in very incoherent English that people in the UK still talk like it is the Middle Ages

Person who asks why they speak Spanish in Europe

Person who says this is America, speak English, and someone says they're in Germany

Person who says the only country who doesn't use metric put a man on the moon, and someone says anyone at NASA knows metric

American who thinks that 100 million times 4 is 4 billion

American who says they don't learn geography in school because America is larger than Europe and envisions the world and space differently and therefore doesn't value geography

Person who says cars are way better than trains because freedom and privacy are #1 in the US and sitting next to other people sucks, and someone responds have fun staying in traffic for hours while they're in their high-speed train

Person who says European healthcare is worse than US healthcare, and someone says in Europe the person would owe no money for their healthcare

Person who says the Revolutionary War was fought by people without military experience, and someone points out that George Washington was a general and had help from the French military

Person who is not impressed with Japan's bullet trains because airplanes can go twice as fast

Person who says they are Scottish despite being American

Person who says only Europeans shower at night and when you're the best country in the world, you shower in the morning because you're excited for the day ahead

Person criticizes the misspelling of "licence," and someone explains that UK English and US English are different

Person who does not know what Celsius is and asks, "Where's that?"

Person who does not understand how Europeans measure how much gas is left in their tank with the metric system

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