Seriously. You shouldn’t be laughing at…
1. These turtles who were rudely interrupted on their honeymoon:
2. This poor woman:
3. This guy who just had his golf game ruined:
4. These two babies forced to fight to death in the octagon:
5. This girl who has to spend the next 45 minutes of her commute looking to her right:
6. This hamster that’s way too fat to go down his slide:
8. This quote from a man stabbed:
9. This vicious bird attack:
11. And this kid trying to play soccer:
12. This little girl rejecting a zebra’s love:
The kindest love of all.
13. This aspiring gymnast:
14. The world’s most unlucky sports fan:
15. A grandma doing shot-put:
16. How much Dewey from “Malcolm in the Middle” looks like Shawn Johnson:
17. This girl who Facebook thinks is a knee:
18. This lady:
19. An orangutan that had a little too much to drink:
27. This kid trying to play catch:
28. Art by David Schwimmer’s biggest fan:
32. This poor old man who was just robbed by a seagull:
33. This kid trying to go down a slide:
36. This man who does not quite understand how doors work:
But, remember, it’s totally fine to laugh at these Amish people on rollerskates:
Amish people riding on rollerblades is ALWAYS funny.
- Jared Kushner, President Trump's son-in-law, is meeting with senators to revive — and sort their out differences on — a bill designed to reduce mass incarceration and recidivism.
- Trump's first meeting with his Chinese counterpart Xi Jinping will take place at the president's Mar-A-Lago resort in Florida April 6 and 7.
- People in northwest and southwest Cameroon have had no access to the internet for 74 days — at all.
- And a bunch of world leaders fell asleep at an international summit and the pictures are pretty amazing 😴