1. This move, which is literally the worst thing you can do to a human being:

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2. This progression:

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3. These words to live your life by:

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4. The SECOND worst thing you can do:

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5. ...which leads to the card the game actually needs:

6. ...but also leads to you becoming a master architect:

7. This very accurate chart:

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8. This totally impossible suggestion. Catan is WAR:

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And trade. Peaceful, peaceful trade.
9. The loss of your longest road:

WHYYYYYY?

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10. This life-ruining mistake:

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11. When the cards seem to personally hold a grudge against you:

12. The lies. Oh, the lies:

13. The foolishness:

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14. THE DESTRUCTION OF FRIENDSHIPS!

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15. OH, THE HUMANITY:

16. When some entity clearly has it out for you:

17. This luck:

18. That ONE friend:

19. And, finally, what we all wish we could say to whoever thinks two brick for one sheep is a fair trade:

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Get outta here with that garbage.