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    25 Things Every Single Millennial Definitely Injured Themselves On As A Kid

    They just hurt to look at.

    If you grew up sometime in the last 30 years, chances are you...

    1. Had your shins destroyed by these:

    2. And had your ankles destroyed by these:

    3. Received second-degree burns from this:

    4. Can still picture what getting hit in the head by this felt like:

    5. Did permanent damage to your feet because of these:

    6. Were severely injured at your grandma's house by this:

    7. Smashed your fingers underneath this:

    8. Still have bruises on your thumb from this:

    9. Still have welts on your body from these:

    10. Gave yourself a "Mike Tyson uppercut" trying to keep this underwater:

    11. Flattened your fingers carrying one of these:

    12. Shocked the hell out of your finger on this:

    13. Experienced neck strain for the first time doing this in the store:

    14. Rolled your ankle on one of these:

    15. Still have marks on your heel from these:

    16. Still have to look down to make sure you don't step on one of these toe destroyers:

    17. Have burns on your fingers from a toy oven:

    18. Can still feel the ear pain these ancient headphones gave you:

    19. Still remember getting your fingers pinched in this exact jump rope:

    20. Had one of these pieces jammed into your foot:

    21. Got your fingers caught in a wooden snake:

    22. Wacked the hell out of your ankle while skipping with one of these:

    23. Got hit in the eye by the seams on one of these:

    24. Still remember stepping on one of these:

    25. Got your hair caught going down one of these slides:

    And still have cuts on the sides of your mouth from eating these: