25 Reasons That Human Beings Are Definitely Not Meant To Last
I'm surprised we made it this far.
We're always putting our heads where they don't belong:
And putting other body parts where they don't belong:
And just generally getting trapped everywhere we go:
And fall through dumb things:
We'll believe anything:
No matter how insane it sounds:
Everything is dangerous to us:
And especially other animals:
We constantly get caught in bad situations:
Or difficult situations:
And we're very, very slow to react:
Or perform basic human duties:
Everything is food to us:
And our food goes everywhere:
I give humans 10 more years, tops.
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