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25 Reasons That Human Beings Are Definitely Not Meant To Last

I'm surprised we made it this far.

1. We're always putting our heads where they don't belong:

2. And putting other body parts where they don't belong:

3. And just generally getting trapped everywhere we go:

4. We'll eat anything:

5. I mean, ANYTHING:

6. Anything.

7. We take dumb risks:

8. Do dumb activities:

9. And fall through dumb things:

10. We'll believe anything:

11. No matter how insane it sounds:

12. Everything is dangerous to us:

13. Speakers...

14. Roofs:

15. Walls:

16. And especially other animals:

17. I mean, come on:

18. We constantly get caught in bad situations:

19. Or difficult situations:

20. And we're very, very slow to react:

21. Or perform basic human duties:

22. None of us can read:

23. Everything is food to us:

24. And our food goes everywhere:

25. I give humans 10 more years, tops.