32 Reasons Why Human Beings Are Definitely Not Meant To Last
Can't believe we made it this far.
We're always putting our heads where they don't belong:
And putting other body parts where they don't belong:
And just generally getting trapped everywhere we go:
Ladders are a blank canvas to us:
WE never think things through:
We're always exacerbating the situation:
We have no idea how to handle cooking:
Everything is food to us:
We're drinking paint!
And fall through dumb things:
We make changes that don't need to happen:
We'll believe anything:
No matter how unsafe it sounds:
We are a little too eager to play with mysterious substances:
We confuse syrup and sanitizer:
It takes us three slices to recognize mold:
Everything is dangerous to us:
Or perform basic human duties:
We constantly get caught in bad situations:
Or difficult situations:
And we're very, very slow to react:
I give humans 10 more years, tops.
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