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The 19 Best Responses To A Text From A Huge Douchebag Of 2014

Here's to less giant ol' douchers in 2015.

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1. Use your photoshopping prowess:

2. Tell them what you REALLY want:

3. Closely follow directions:

4. Share your dreams:

5. Send your best picture:

6. Be honest:

7. Talk about your interests:

8. Channel your inner Bluth:

9. Send some nice pictures:

10. Come back with a sweet, sensual line:

11. Some really, really nice pictures:

12. Bring in Simon for some help:

13. Don't be afraid to talk about some personal stuff:

14. Inspire creativity:

15. Let a picture do the talking:

16. Simply unsubscribe:

17. Tell them what you REALLY want to do:

18. Give detailed instructions:

19. Stay silent:

And if all else fails, just speak from the heart:

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