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Updated on Jan 16, 2019. Posted on Jan 15, 2019

23 Absolutely Perfect Ways To Respond To A Text From A Huge Douchebag

*Kisses fingers* Buenissmo!

1. Be specific:

2. Share your love of music:

3. Be responsive:

4. Make some solid plans:

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5. Talk about your background:

6. Share your innermost feelings:

7. Say what you want:

8. Leave a message after the beep:

9. Be as helpful as you can:

10. Talk about sugcon:

11. Become a dad:

12. Bring up your wildest dreams:

13. Do a little role play:

Play their games:

14. Tell them what you desire:

15. Send a pic:

16. Have a nice little food chat:

17. Stay silent:

18. Send the best picture you can:

Send a video that represents how you feel:

19. Hang them out to dry:

20. Make a Netflix reference:

21. Take a little time to respond:

22. Ask the tough questions:

23. Send some intimate pictures:

Or just cut to the point:

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That's probably the best way.

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