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How Much Has Working Retail Destroyed Your Will To Live?

This one goes out to every person who has to work today. I'm so sorry.

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  1. Check off all the things that have destroyed your soul!

    Via reddit.com
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    Did you use to smile... before you worked retail?
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    Have you ever considered stabbing your eyes out halfway through a shift?
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    When someone asks to see the manager do you want to throw them through a window like that little girl in "Matilda?"
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    Have you run out of ways to not give a shit when someone says that "the other place is cheaper?"
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    When you meet a new employee do you feel the need to say "I used to be like you... happy... and full of life."
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    Does it literally BOGGLE your mind every day how people think it's okay to shop past closing time?
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    Do you have nightmares about dressing rooms filled with discarded clothes?
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    Does the mere thought of Christmas music make you want to go to the North Pole and beat the shit out of Santa?
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    If you never heard another Christmas song for the rest of your life would you be fine with that?
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    Do you feel the same way when a customer spends five minutes digging for change but just pays with bills anyway?
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    Do you come dangerously close to losing your mind when a customer says "your job must be really easy!"
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    Do you refer to several times of the day as "Fuck this shit o'clock?"
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    Do you want to tabletop every person who just throws their money on the counter at you?
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    Does the word "inventory" crush your soul?
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    When something doesn't scan and the customer says "it must be free!" Do you want to give them a free slap in the face?
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    Have weekends lost their meaning?
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    When something comes out to $20.22 and a customer hands you two $20 bills do you want to smash an expensive
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    Do you know what a "clopen" (close/open) is?
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    Does hearing the word "clopen" make you went to just end it all right now?
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    When you say "hi" do a customer and they ignore you do you automatically assume they're an asshole?
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    Does it amaze you ever second of every day how customers don't realize that CLOSED DOORS mean WE'RE NOT OPEN?
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    Do you have a strong distaste for the human race?
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    Have you been yelled at so much you don't even register it anymore?
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    Do you want to slap the damn phone out of people who come to the register with it?
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    Do you wish that people could get the simple concept that being a douchebag will not solve any problems ever?
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    Does the mere thought of mystery shoppers bring a chill down your spine?
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    Does the "I just made those $100. How'd I do?" joke make you want to jump into a damn canyon?
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    Is the only thing keeping you from snapping the fact that there's no Netflix in jail?
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    When there's too many people in line while you're at the register, do you think to yourself that the world needs a new plague?
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    But, at the end of the day, do you feel like a better human because you have had to deal with the worst of humanity?

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