Tortilla chips and salsaTortilla chips and quesoTortilla chips and guacSmartfood white cheddar popcornRuffles and french onion dipPistachiosSalt and vinegar chipsPizza in generalGoldfish aka CrackfishGrapesFlaming Hot CheetosHot friesFunyunsPeanut M&M'sMultiple sleeves of cookie doughBeef jerkySushiPirate’s Booty white cheddar rice puffsSamoasThin MintsCadbury mini eggsLindor chocolatesPringles or tube chips in generalFrench friesRitz crackersSour Patch watermelonsOreosCashewsGrilled cheesePita and hummusBaby carrotsChipoltleKettle corn, damnitLittle Debbie swiss rollsCool Ranch DoritosPhish foodChex-mixSwedish fishFruit snacksSnyder's honey mustard & onionChocolate-covered raisinsNutella on literally any solid surfaceWasabi peasWhite cheddar Cheez-itsPizza (once more for posterity)Twizzlers
How Many Of These Foods Have You Eaten Until You Needed Medical Attention?
You have seen the top of the mountain, and sure enough you've been down in the lowest valley. But hey, isn't that what life is all about? Eating a bunch of gross food until you're going to puke? The highs and the lows. If we aren't free to get sick in the back of a cab after eating too many Cheetos, what are we free to do? You keep doing you.
Really? Apparently you haven't lived. And by "lived" I mean eaten too many Sour Patch Kids and promptly regretted every decision you've made in your life leading up to that point. Hey, there's still time. It'll be worth it.