Taco Bell wrappers?McDonald's wrappers?Taco Bell wrappers from the time before the last time you went to Taco Bell?Receipts from stores you don't even remember going to?Old Starbucks or Dunkin Donut cups?Gatorade bottles?Like, eight, old water bottles?Crumbs of mysterious origin in the cup holder?Sweatshirts in the back?Bathing suits in the back?Someone else's sweatshirt or bathing suit in the back?Candy wrappers?Candy that you kinda want to eat but you literally have no idea how old it is?Unexplained sticky substances in the cup holders?Like 70 napkins from Chipotle or somewhere else in the glovebox "just in case"?Mud stains all over the floor even though it hasn't rained in days?Drawings on the back that say "CLEAN ME"?White stains on the side you just blame on "all the snow"?A leaf from like four months ago?A stick? Like, a real, actual, stick?Newspapers or magazines that you have no intention of reading?Even more napkins in the back because "you never know"?Ketchup or hot sauce packets scattered around?One really old fry somewhere under the seats?Straw wrappers stuffed into every crevice they can be stuffed into?Gum wrappers that just kind of appear?A person who you always have to drive around that says "you should really clean your car"?
How Bad Do You Need To Clean Your Damn Car?
Not bad! You can probably go another, I don't know, eight months without getting your car cleaned? Yeah, that sounds right. Just let those water bottles pile up. You're good.
Little dirty there, my friend! Might be time to get it cleaned. Actually, never mind. You're good for at least another few months. Make that half a year. Okay, a year. It's going to rain soon, anyway, right?
Damn! You're car is dirty as hell. I actually kind of respect that. Well done. Don't listen to the haters. Those napkins are going to come in handy someday, I'm sure. Plus, hey, it's going to rain soon, isn't it? You're set.