The “Toddlers & Tiaras” Star “Honey Boo Boo Child” Now Has Her Own Show

Oh no.

I would post my favorite quotes here, but I literally could not understand a single thing any of those people said during the trailer, so here are just some pictures to remind you what TLC hath wrought:

Let this haunt your dreams.

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