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    I Promise To Always Hire A Professional After Seeing These Absolutely Catastrophic DIY Fails

    Note to self: don't rip the staircase out till everyone has come down from the second floor.

    If you ever feel bad about your own awful home improvement skills, just remember...

    1. At least your blood pressure won't go up every time you take a bath:

    2. At least your dang lights aren't underwater:

    3. At least your stove won't drive you up a wall and to the left every time you use it:

    4. At least your cat and the Roomba didn't conspire against you:

    5. At least your door didn't declare war on your poor, precious light bulb:

    6. At least your bathroom sink doesn't look like, well, you know:

    7. At least your wall doesn't have a bunch of fun new holes:

    8. At least your shower-head isn't a grotesque monstrosity full of horrors our simple human brains cannot comprehend:

    9. At least you aren't locked in a never-ending game of hide and go seek with an outlet:

    10. At least you didn't make your bathroom into Six Flags Magic Toilet:

    11. At least you aren't trapped forever upstairs:

    12. At least you don't have approximately 7 inches between your boiling bot of water and your stove hood:

    13. At least the local ducks don't have it out for you:

    14. At least you didn't get to say hello to your neighbors with a friendly drill:

    15. At least you won't be forever mocked by the puzzles that shall never be finished:

    16. At least your pipe, uh, doesn't, uh, you know, uh, look like this:

    17. At least you won't cringe every time you go to sauté some vegetables on the stove:

    A stove with the burners covered.

    18. At least you didn't run out of paint at the worst possible moment:

    19. At least your windows aren't making fun of you:

    20. At least you aren't trapped for eternity in the living room:

    woman in the middle of a freshly painted floor

    21. At least you don't have a drain for decoration:

    drain too high so it does nothing

    22. At least you didn't pop your wall full of holes:

    many holes in a wall looking for a stud

    23. At least your door doesn't have a full moon:

    someone tried to make a kitty door but put it on the wrong end of the door

    24. At least you're not dealing with...this:

    roof hood thats connected to nothing

    25. At least you didn't give yourself an impromptu hair dye:

    26. At least you didn't just invest in brand new textured floors:

    27. At least you didn't just splatter your stairs:

    28. At least you don't have to look at this monstrosity every day:

    29. At least you can poop in peace:

    30. At least you didn't build yourself a miniature house:

    a man walks upstairs but his head hits the ceiling

    31. At least your clothes didn't get a fresh coat:

    32. At least you didn't turn into a paint ghost:

    Last night's DIY fail. Realised I left the paint pot open on the wrong side of the kitchen floor I had just painted...

    33. At least you don't have a monster trying to bust out of your basement walls:

    wall bursting in a basement

    34. At least your neighbor didn't just put in a chandelier:

    35. At least a leaf won't be part of your home decor until the end of days:

    36. At least you didn't just find out that "not all doors are the same size":

    37. At least your door can still door:

    38. At least your new shower doesn't look like this:

    shattered shower

    39. At least your drawers can get along:

    two drawers blocking each other