1. College professors can be really hard to get to know:
Middle school: "They won't tolerate this in high school." HS: "This won't work in college." College professor: "y'all want some milkduds?"
2. They keep their beliefs to themselves:
High school teachers won’t tell you their political views but college professors will drag the entire US government without a second thought
3. They're very secretive people:
Why did high school teachers always make college professors sound so strict & scary when in reality they’re like, “What’s up, you can call me Andy, I illegally downloaded the text book if you need it & I also have a gambling problem.” Lmfaooo
4. And they aren't afraid to lay down the law:
5. College professors have no patience for tardiness:
6. And they don't appreciate any funny business:
High school teachers: “Your professors in college won’t put up with that” College professors:
7. They keep a strict schedule:
high school teachers vs. college professors
8. They're absolutely zero fun and games:
High school: "we're only being this strict to prepare you for college" College: *professor comes to class on Halloween in dinosaur costume*
9. College professors rarely make mistakes:
10. They don't make promises they can't keep:
11. College professors have absolutely no room for failure:
High school teachers: your college professors are NOT going to put up with this College professors: who wants to race in the parking lot
12. They're super formal:
13. And they only dress in the finest clothing:
14. They rarely give extra credit:
High school teachers: Your college professors will NOT put up with this. College prof: *while eating banana* so the final isn’t cumulative. If you want extra credit come to my karaoke night.
15. Like, never:
teachers in high school: "extra credit doesn't exist in college and you will die" actual college professors: "make a hand turkey and show me for bonus points"
16. College professors take tests very seriously:
HS teachers: college is NOT a joke a real college exam question i just had: “which doesn’t belong?” A. Ethos B. Pathos C. Logos D. Migos
17. Super, super serious:
My High school Teacher: “You are all in for a rude awakening in college. Professors don’t mess around, its all business there.” My Neuroscience Prof:
18. College professors have no time for jokes:
19. They're super hard-asses:
High school teacher: “college professors won’t be as laid back as I am” College professor: “I’m canceling class just because so take the quiz I posted online”
20. They only cancel class if the situation is truly desperate:
21. Like, truly desperate:
high school teachers: be thankful we're so hard on you, college professors would fuck your ass up college professors: hi guys, Sorry, I can't make it to class, I'm mourning my fish. It drowned. -sent from my iPhone
22. They have no time for fun and games:
23. They let absolutely nothing slide:
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