When you start college, you learn...
1. 8 AM is way too early:
2. Assigned seats are a state of mind:
High school: "assigned seating is so stupid" College: "why is he sitting in my seat? That's my seat... I sit there everyday"
3. You're gonna live in mystery:
4. Your group will always betray you:
5. Sometimes a 52 is A-OK:
6. Post-skip depression is real:
Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post skip class depression? Like damn I should’ve just went
7. High school numbers don't matter anymore:
some kid in the library is bragging loudly about how he got a 35 on the ACT well sir I signed up for the ACT but forgot I did and missed the test and we still ended up at the same school how does that make you feel
8. Every dollar is well spent:
9. Parking will be your number one enemy:
10. Someone is always going to be more confused than you:
11. Not everyone finds what they're looking for:
12. There are two types of professors:
13. Ya gotta take a nap:
14. "Office hours" has a flexible meaning:
15. Sometimes you just gotta leave:
Yesterday a girl walked into class with an iced coffee and my prof told her she couldn’t have it so she just walked out and never came back and I can’t stop thinking about it
16. It's the weird people who have it the most together:
17. Things get confusing:
18. Liquor bottles are not a decoration:
19. No one has any idea what's going on:
College is so weird like the future leaders, teachers and doctors for our country are slamming beer cans against their heads and blacking out on Mondays
20. The most wonderful time of year is also the most stressful:
going to school inbetween thanksgiving and christmas break feels like the last lap in mario kart where the music is all fast and gets really stressful
21. Your dreams ain't comin' true:
The girl next to me is talking on the phone and says “my first day of classes as a freshman is over, isn’t it crazy that in just 4 years I’ll be working at my dream job” ....should I tell her?
22. Professors are one of two ways:
half of college professors are like “you can know nothing about me except my name” and the other half are like “and that’s why my wife left me! anyway what’s up with y’all”
23. People can change a lot in 13 minutes:
24. There's nothing weirder than the great friend blend:
Remember when Disney channel would do cross over episodes between two different shows?? That’s how it feels when your college friends visit ur house and meet your home friends
25. The unexplainable will happen:
26. And passing is all that really matters:
Me in HS: Yea I’m involved in 16 clubs, I have a 4.0, and I’m on 4 sports teams. Me in College: So good news, I’m passing
27. It's way better than middle school:
28. And most importantly:
