If you're having a bad day, just remember...
1.
At least you didn't pick the worst day to wear a backpack:
2.
At least you aren't stuck in this airplane seat:
3.
And at least your pizza isn't 75% plastic:
4.
At least your coffee doesn't have a little something extra in it:
5.
And at least you didn't park here:
6.
At least your car didn't get a brand-new paint job:
7.
And at least you still have access to your car:
8.
At least you didn't get a little wild opening that envelope:
9.
And at least you didn't order the two worst things to order together:
10.
At least you aren't a walking Walmart billboard:
11.
Or a buried seagull toilet:
12.
At least you didn't use the microwave from hell:
13.
Or turn your microwave into hell:
14.
At least you didn't run into a bodybuilder's butt:
15.
And at least your dog didn't run into your home with this:
16.
At least you didn't give everyone your free code:
17.
And at least you weren't attacked by a door:
18.
At least you didn't lose a fight to the fly:
19.
Or lose a fight to a beer bottle:
20.
Or get stuck in this seat:
21.
And at least you aren't eating a mouthful of sand:
And, hey, at least you aren't looking for Louie's:
