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First off, let's get a one thing straight - no one gives a hoot!
2.
Seriously, no one cares.
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Absolutely no one gives a tinker's damn!
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Thank you for your service.
13.
Please, continue to tell us about a television show you don't watch.
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I know it's hard to see people enjoy a meaningless thing.
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You're very interesting.