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Ham on Thanksgiving is way, way better than turkey.
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It's time we come to terms with the truth: turkey is insanely overrated.
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I mean, look at this glorious ham.
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You'd really rather shove some dry ol' turkey in your gullet?
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Is this really what you want?
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We as a society need to start being honest with ourselves.
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We need to stop lying to ourselves.
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We need to fill our plates.
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We need to eat a whole boatload of ham.
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TO THE NONBELIEVERS: You're wrong.
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TO THE HATERS: it's time to see the light.
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Ham is the superior dish.
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LONG LIVE THANKSGIVING HAM.