23 Pictures That Absolutely Scream (And Smell) “Post-College Straight Dude’s Apartment"
I lived through this. I know.
A coffee table that looks exactly like this:
Complete with crusty ol' weed from an undetermined amount of time ago...
...a burned-out candle that doubles as an ashtray...
...and an old Dominos box from two weekends ago.
One singular "good chair" in the living room.
And a couch that looks like it's seen some SHIT...
...generally with some dude crashing on it at 2 p.m.
Decorations consisting of a random flag hung on the wall.
And a bunch of old beer cases.
A copious amount of empty liquor bottles on top of the kitchen cabinets.
Next to several jugs of protein powder that are unreachable.
A fridge with precisely this much milk left in the jug:
A sink full of "somebody else's" dishes.
A smoke detector that's either unplugged or has been beeping for weeks.
A full roll of paper towels directly next to an empty roll.
A garbage can that looks like the world's stickiest game of Jenga.
A toilet paper roll with either THIS much toilet paper left...
...or a full roll resting on top of the old roll.
Absolutely no hand towels in the bathroom, so you have to use their damp shower towels to dry your hands.
A razor in the shower that no one has used in months.
A sink that looks like this:
And a bottle of 3-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/bodywash that's been halfway full since freshman year.
A bunch of TVs of varying sizes that haven't been dusted since the Cambrian period.
A mattress with absolutely no bed frame.
And this exact Pulp Fiction poster:
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