Food·Posted on Apr 11, 201923 Pictures That Absolutely Scream (And Smell) “Post-College Straight Dude’s Apartment"I lived through this. I know.by Dave StoperaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. A coffee table that looks exactly like this: Twitter: @HannahStromber1 2. Complete with crusty ol' weed from an undetermined amount of time ago... Twitter: @cloudybby 3. ...a burned-out candle that doubles as an ashtray... Twitter: @NicoSmith6 4. ...and an old Dominos box from two weekends ago. Twitter: @Christian_Rine 5. One singular "good chair" in the living room. Twitter: @kathasty 6. And a couch that looks like it's seen some SHIT... reddit.com 7. ...generally with some dude crashing on it at 2 p.m. Twitter: @jamiemurphy77 8. Decorations consisting of a random flag hung on the wall. photobucket.com 9. And a bunch of old beer cases. Twitter: @jakegatti22 10. A copious amount of empty liquor bottles on top of the kitchen cabinets. Twitter: @Jruru08 Next to several jugs of protein powder that are unreachable. Twitter: @jsstrength 11. A fridge with precisely this much milk left in the jug: Twitter: @h0tsoccermom69 12. A sink full of "somebody else's" dishes. Twitter: @marissax426 13. A smoke detector that's either unplugged or has been beeping for weeks. Twitter: @oliviaspidel BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. 14. A full roll of paper towels directly next to an empty roll. Twitter: @chloo_evans1 15. A garbage can that looks like the world's stickiest game of Jenga. Twitter: @Eileen_Gruss 16. A toilet paper roll with either THIS much toilet paper left... Twitter: @kk_mahaffa 17. ...or a full roll resting on top of the old roll. Twitter: @millidob 18. Absolutely no hand towels in the bathroom, so you have to use their damp shower towels to dry your hands. Srisakorn / Getty Images 19. A razor in the shower that no one has used in months. Twitter: @codymonster91 20. A sink that looks like this: Twitter: @SamLacerte5 And a bottle of 3-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/bodywash that's been halfway full since freshman year. Twitter: @codymonster91 21. A bunch of TVs of varying sizes that haven't been dusted since the Cambrian period. Twitter: @ashleytaylorfow 22. A mattress with absolutely no bed frame. Twitter: @onlythebrave13 23. And this exact Pulp Fiction poster: aliexpress.com Sorry, I don't make the rules. These are facts.