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    I Can't Stop Laughing At All These People Who Got Absolutely Roasted Into Complete And Total Oblivion This Year

    Ain't no coming back from that one.

    1. On Morbius:

    person gets owned for saying. they like morbius

    2. On nature:

    person gets called a tick for saying they love being outside

    3. On fact checking:

    someone roasted for getting mad theiir posts aare all getting fact checked and someone saays try posting the truth

    4. On expenses:

    someone says being a girl is expensive and someone argues itis not and and they laay out how much many things cost

    5. On shoes:

    someone who says i hope your wife gives birth to a centipede so you spend the rest of your days buying shoes for it

    6. On desert islands:

    someone says if i was on a desert islaand with you and a tin of beef id eat you and talk to the beef

    7. On toothpaste:

    someone says you look like a doctor who doesn't reccommend toothpaste because you are a 1/10

    8. On competence:

    a person gets roasted for saying someone is bad at a job

    9. On Saw:

    someone sexting in a strange way and someone responds you sext like jigsaw

    10. On Scrabble:

    someone being told to eat a scrabble board and shiit out the letters becaause that will make more sense than what they are saying

    11. On dragons:

    person who says dragons aren't cool and someone says i will kick your ass so hard your vertebrae will pop out like a pez dispenser:

    12. On cursive:

    someone says if we force people to write in curisvee we could cripple a generation and someone responds i love how you talk shitt like it's not your fault

    13. On printing:

    someone gets roasted for comparring sex to printing

    14. On hard work:

    Person standing in a kitchen who says they bought their first home at age 18 is told to get out of Home Depot

    15. On pigs:

    person saying a pig's orgasm lasts 30 min and someone responds your wife is a lucky lady

    16. On kangaroos:

    person bringing up the bible and getting owned

    17. On utensils:

    persons girlfriend eats with their hands so someone responds do they walk in a cricle before sitting down

    18. On the miracle of life:

    someone says humans start as buttholes and never stop being one

    19. On houses:

    Person who just says people should just wait until houses are less expensive to buy one

    20. On bans:

    Person hoping for a marriage equality ban, and someone tells them "Even if you ban homosexuality, nobody is marrying you"

    21. On deodorant:

    Person tweets that it is deodorant season, so wear it, and someone says they're fairly sure every season is deodorant season

    22. On the South:

    Person who thinks the South didn't lose, it was invaded

    23. On linking:

    someone gets called a juiced orange

    24. On soups:

    person who lies and gets called a dense cabbage

    25. On diamonds:

    Person says a ring has never been worn but posts a photo of someone clearly wearing it

    26. On board games:

    A very badly misspelled post asking if anyone has any "bord games tgat they are no longer using," and someone says "I doubt scrabble is any use to you?"

    27. On clowns:

    person getting called a clown

    28. On testing:

    person who thinks a pregnancy test is a covid test

    29. On bedposts:

    someone who says i hope your bed posts are never the same length so you can't get a horizontal sleep

    30. On mirrors:

    text reading the worst part about kissing a perfect 10 is how cold the mirrrorr feels on my lips and someone responds on reflection that's 01

    31. On parents:

    person who asks for a favor from someone's parents and asks to have a handsome baby and the other person asks why and they say so i can avoid what they did

    32. On grandmas:

    someone who says i don't understand how i get taller and more handsome whenever i see my grandma and someone responds she shrinks and her eyes get worse

    33. On surgery:

    person getting called a toilet

    34. On brains:

    text reading if i put your brain in a bird it would fly backwards