1. The constant struggle:
2. It never ends:
3. It's everywhere:
4. EVERYWHERE:
5. No matter what you do:
6. You can scrub and scrub:
7. And it'll just appear out of nowhere:
8. I mean, it just APPEARS:
9. So much of it:
10. On every surface:
11. From leg to shining leg:
12. IT'S EVERYWHERE:
13. Whether you've been home for 30 seconds:
14. Or 30 minutes:
15. Or literally just glanced at your dog:
16. You're going to be covered:
17. But hey, that's life with pets:
