1. The tortilla story:
Once when I was like 9 I went to a Mexican restaurant and there was a hole in my tortilla. For some reason the most logical thing for me to do was just cry. Now my entire family bullies me relentlessly every time they see a tortilla.
2. The hotel story:
3. The color story:
4. The dog story:
I just remembered that when i got my first dog i was 7 and he was 1 (7 in dog years) and i cried when he turned 2 because i didnt think a 14 year old dog would wanna hangout with me.
5. The flavor story:
6. The ID story:
7. The bat story:
8. The bird story:
9. The glasses story:
10. The chocolate story:
11. The bath story:
12. The word limit story:
13. The Family Life story:
14. The air flow story:
15. The motorcycle story:
16. The millionaire story:
17. The wilderness story:
18. The anniversary story:
19. The poker story:
When I was 12 I tried to cheat at poker by pulling some cards out of a nearby deck when nobody was looking. I grabbed 3 kings and put them in my hand, discreetly hiding the cards I was replacing. So then there I was, holding out my 5 cards: 3 with red backs, 2 with blue backs.
20. The bad word story:
21. The theme story:
22. The window story:
23. The shower story:
